Johnny Cash mosh pit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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itswalky

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

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Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

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Soon, folks. Soon. The Georgening approaches.

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Happy George Jetson’s Conception Eve 

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scarabesque

Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t going to die, at least not anytime soon. She’s been arrested because the Epstein memes aren’t going away. Maxwell will “cooperate fully” and give up evidence to convict no more than a couple of millionaires - not billionaires, and certainly not anyone you’ve ever heard of. These minor players will be sacrificed to protect the powerful and make the average citizen consider the case closed, sending those of us who know better back to the fringe.

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Bringing back my prediction from July 11, 2020 - shortly after Maxwell’s arrest. I still think this is how it will shake out.